if you are feeling really frisky, leave your home address with me and i will put you on the mailing list to recieve my demented and deranged monthly musings….

*disclaimer (its absolutely asinine that i even have to type this)*

none of the above mentioned musings are personal in any way, shape, or form!

they are nothing more than my thoughts printed (or scribed) onto paper, the only thing that is personalized will be your name and address on the envelope…